Monday, September 29, 2008

quickie!

very quick post as i have a ton of hw....
first of all this blog has been removed from my proflie because i joined teh acc.eng.10 blog and dont want this thing showing up whenever some1 clicks on me
second, mr.johnson: A BABY ISNT PUNISHMENT!!!! honestly that kinda scares me that you think that way......
i dunno about the whole abortion issue, which is why i think we should just let a woman choose. i really dont want to get involed, and if it is punishment, why is it only the woman's fault? is the guy totaly inocent?
anyway, like i said, it was quick and i gotta do my hw.
c ya

Monday, September 22, 2008

WTF ANOTHER POST???!?!

Ok really dont get used to this, it wont keep happening. This is gonna be a real quick post that doesnt cover any of the list items that I said that I would, rather its gonna cover some of the junk I just saw on the news. So here goes...

The US gov. decides to bail on AIG because they were stupid and insure faulty loans, insured other companies that failed, and then on top of that, DECIDED TO LOAN THEMSELVES MONEY AT INTREST!* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! So whatever, we bail out the rich guys on top, but not the stuggling homeowners? Makes alot of sense. And heres where the REAL stupid comes in. THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT HAVE 85 BILLION DOLLARS TO LOAN! SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO???? WE GO AND PRINT OFF A TRILLION DOLLARS IN NEW BILLS! YAY! MORE MONEY! WTF! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB! THAT DOESNT WORK! GERMANY AFTER WW1, SUDAN, ETHOPIA, SOUTH AFRICA, CHINA, INDIA, RUSSIA, THEY ALL TRIED IT! AND GUESS WHAT? I DIDNT WORK FOR THEM EITHER! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU! SEIROUSLY, YOU THINK THATS GONNA WORK! WHAT THE FUCK!

Oh, and just as a sidenote, we are all now shareholders in AIG, so go to the next stockholders meeting!

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ITS A FUCKING FREE MARKET DONT BAIL OUT COMPANIES JUST BECAUSE THEY FUCK UP!



*According to the Jon Stewart, I dont have time to look it up to see if its real.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

A New Post Within a Weak... It'll never happen again...

As promised, these topics will be covered:


Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes,
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!

But before that, just a few things to cover:

1. I can't stand Palin. "In what respect, Charlie?" WOW JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS!

2. I started my bridge for physics today. Its a lot of work to glue all those toothpick together, and it gets sloppy when you have 6 toothpicks meeting at a single joint. I can probably use around 1000 toothpicks and still be under the 100 gram maximum, and that's gonna be a ton of work. And then it has to support 5 kilos. Dunno how that's gonna work.

3. APUSH is crazy....

4. Even though I'm sure "yes-its-a-blog-by-beejay" is my only reader, he is apparently my competition. Seems that these coming weeks are going to fill our blogs with lots of political junk...

And as I said, here begins the politics:

The first topic is oil conspiracies. The most prevalent one right now is the gas hike related to hurricane Ike. Honestly, I can't believe people have fallen for this. The US only makes 25% of the oil that it uses. Most of this in Alaska, the Pacific, Gulf of Mexico, out West, and Texas. Ike affected two of those, Texas and Gulf of Mexico (maybe, news can't be trusted). So lets say it knocked out HALF of all American oil production. There's no way that it did, but lets just say that. Then oil prices would be allowed to go up 1/8 in cost. $4 to $4.80 is $.30 too much anyway, even by this huge overestimate. And then the big thing is that Michigan doesn't get its oil from Texas. If it did, that oil would be shipped down the Mississippi river, across the Gulf, up the Atlantic, down the St. Lawrence to Detroit. No, Texas oil is used in and around Texas. All Michigan oil comes from the Middle East.

Racism: Kid in my health class: "Cen I go to the baroom? Cuz I had fo juices"
Conway: "Sho, cuz you had fo juices"
funny stuff

McCain: Ewwww he's old. And he's gonna die in office. THAT MEANS THAT PALIN WILL BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!
McCain, much like Obama, is too dependent on polls. He just says whatever the public wants to hear. And he stutters to much. He also says that.. stutters.. he will...stutters...follow Osama to the...stutters...gates of hell. I tried finding that clip, but I couldn't. Its hilarious though. He's trying to be younger and ends up making a fool of himself. What I don't like about McCain is that he is so stupid.
He wants to stay in Iraq, and believes that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong". His economy, yeah. He doesn't know how many houses he has! And don't give me any bullshit about how he was talking about the "American workforce and American ingenuity". That's just something he came up with later to save his ass.

Wow running out of time...
I can't finish it all tonight...

Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!

Ehhh only got three done..
Whatever if I can I'll post tomorrow (or later today, technically) if I can.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

FINALLY A POST

I haven't posted in forever. Eight months. Excatly. And I finally had enough time to post. Anyway, so this is whats happened:

I was gone almost all of summer on vacation. And the short amount of time that I was here, I was doing homework and working on projects around the house.

I can't remeber much of last school year, the five or six months I didn't cover, so that's all being skipped over.

So school ended, and now its back up again. Boooooooooooooooooooo........

Ridiculous classes I'm taking: Acc. Analysis, Acc. Physics, APUSH (Advanced Placement United States History), German 2, Acc. English... and then health.

Anywho, I say BJ's post and decided it was time for me to bring my blog back to life two.



*Begins voodoo magic*





*Evil Laughing*

*Succes*


It is reborn!

Back to Poltics, the orginal purpose of this blog:

First of all, Palin sucks. I hate that the media is giving here so much attention when she doesn't deserve it. "I can see Russia from my house!" (SNL, actually it was "You can see Russia from land in Alaska"). BUT ANWAY, WTF! She's sooooooooooo dumb. "Abistence is the only way! IGNORE THAT MY 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS PREGANT! DONT TEACH SEX ED IN SCHOOLS! IT DOESN'T WORK!" Yeah..... "OF COURSE I CAN LEAD THE USA WITH A SPECIAL NEEDS KID AND A PREGNANT DAUGHTER! I'M JUST LIKE YOU, A HOCKEY MOM!" Yeah ok.... WTF! First of all, most republicans live to far south for hockey rinks, so no you're not just like them. And no, you cannot lead the USA with a child with special needs. THATS A FULL TIME JOB. And now for the sexism: I don't want a woman president. Don't care if its Hillary, Palin, or my Mom. They're all far to emotion. We don't need a president that's going to break down in tears when Russia threatens them. Role playing time!

Russia: "We will bomb California if you don't leave Iraq!"
Palin: "Oh no please! Please, I'm so sorry! I'll give you anything!" *cries*......

Ya it doesn't work...

Okay well this is starting to get kinda long so I'm gonna finish this up, I'll type out the rest this weekend maybe.

But above, I'm not saying I support the Iraq war. In fact, I'm very much against it. Its a conspiracy for OIL!

Well that's it. Next time I'll cover: Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes, racism, trash McCain, trash Palin some more, make points I don't like about Obama and Biden, make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist", how much school sucks, amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out, and of course....
DICK CHENEY!

that guy's hillarous

and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!

AND MUCH MORE!


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my blog is reborn! still working on layout and all that, give me a few weeks to get it all cleaned up......