So ya, its been a rly long time. But that just means i have more to talk about.
well, since obama has been prez, he hasnt rly impressed me. i was hoping for someone, well, more like me. but that would be some like a fdr/stalin/hitler mix, and it might be dangerous. soo basically in the news:
obama will close gitmo in a year??? wtf is that? some little "oo, im afraid to just close it now" thing? ==pansy
octoplets? ARE U SERIOUS? THATS EIGHT KIDS IN YOU! AT ONE TIME! HOLY SHIZ! LIKE, SHIZ! first, ivnetro just is right... its not natural.. if u cant naturally get pregnanat, it means 2 things. 1, nature doesnt want u to pass on your genes. 2, you genes suck so hard, u cant even get pregnant. u should accept that, not try to screw over teh whole race by usd invetro. and half here kids have disablities.. i think that says ur dna is a hunk of hardcore gayness.
economic meltdown: I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT! its not hard.. its something i call, "teh embargo of teh chinese". simple rly, all we have to do, IS EMBARGO THE CHINESE
mmk, i have data to support this! all the words most succesfull empires have been exporting powers, not importing. take gb for example.. they colonized other areas of the world in order to sell stuff to them, to buy stuff. the idea is to make the home country, that is, the united states, more powerfull than its trading parnters. you do this with a trade surplus, by making more than u import. also, the governemnt needs to sponser public works projects. this is often use in war time to help mass produce thigns, and helps end RECESIONS. worked in the great depression, should work here....
ok rest for tommororw
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Mr. President
OBAMA WON! IN YOUR FACE MCCAIN (BEN!)! WHAT NOW?!?!?!!?
watch out, obama might pay for your healthcare, he might even keep your dad employed, and if he really wants to fuck us over, he might even invest more in education!
watch out, here comes the USSA
oh noes!
watch out, obama might pay for your healthcare, he might even keep your dad employed, and if he really wants to fuck us over, he might even invest more in education!
watch out, here comes the USSA
oh noes!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
ANOTHER POST WTF?!?!?!?!
2 days and 2 post?
ya i dunno
anyway
back to my poltical ranting
MCCAIN SUX
during a rally in penn., mccain decide to be stupider than usuall, which was shock. but he was REALLY stupid. im talking sped-level stupid. im talking the-kid-that-sits-behind-bj-in-health stupid. this is what he said:
"You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more. [confused looks in audience] I couldn't disagree with you... I couldn't agree with you more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."
how great is that? i saw the clip of it while watching either the daily show or the colbert report, and it was hillarious. while searching for the quote online, i found this site: http://www.bi30.org/wordpress/flipflopper.htm
it does a great job of trashing mccain daily, which i dont have time to do
another thing on the site, which i just saw scrolling down it, was this:
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14. Flip: Repeatedly on the campaign trail, and again during the third presidential debate, Senator McCain made a point of questioning Senator Obama's "relationship" with former 60's radical and accused bomber William Ayers, pointing out how Obama once "attended a campaign fundraiser in William Ayers' home" in 1996.
Flop: After failing to appear on "The Late Show with David Letterman" back in September, McCain finally appeared on the show a month later where Letterman asked McCain about the "paling around with terrorist(s) William Ayers". McCain defended his attack as justifiable.
Letterman, in response, asked the Senator about his association with convicted felon G. Gordon Liddy, former lead Watergate burglar turned Right-Wing radio show host, who, in 1994 during the "Branch Davidian" siege in Waco, Texas, was explaining on his show "how to kill ATF agents". Not only had McCain appeared on Liddy's program no fewer than six times (most recently, last May), Letterman pointed out that McCain likewise "attended a fundraiser in Liddy's home".
McCain's defense of his relationship with Liddy: "He has served his time". Four-and-a-half years, to be precise.
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whoever runs this site is brillaint, and mccain just amazing for giving this guy and myself something to write about!
YAY MCCAIN FOR KEEPING COMEDY ALIVE!
OBAMA 'O8!
FTW!
ya i dunno
anyway
back to my poltical ranting
MCCAIN SUX
during a rally in penn., mccain decide to be stupider than usuall, which was shock. but he was REALLY stupid. im talking sped-level stupid. im talking the-kid-that-sits-behind-bj-in-health stupid. this is what he said:
"You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more. [confused looks in audience] I couldn't disagree with you... I couldn't agree with you more than the fact that Western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most god-loving, most, most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country."
how great is that? i saw the clip of it while watching either the daily show or the colbert report, and it was hillarious. while searching for the quote online, i found this site: http://www.bi30.org/wordpress/flipflopper.htm
it does a great job of trashing mccain daily, which i dont have time to do
another thing on the site, which i just saw scrolling down it, was this:
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14. Flip: Repeatedly on the campaign trail, and again during the third presidential debate, Senator McCain made a point of questioning Senator Obama's "relationship" with former 60's radical and accused bomber William Ayers, pointing out how Obama once "attended a campaign fundraiser in William Ayers' home" in 1996.
Flop: After failing to appear on "The Late Show with David Letterman" back in September, McCain finally appeared on the show a month later where Letterman asked McCain about the "paling around with terrorist(s) William Ayers". McCain defended his attack as justifiable.
Letterman, in response, asked the Senator about his association with convicted felon G. Gordon Liddy, former lead Watergate burglar turned Right-Wing radio show host, who, in 1994 during the "Branch Davidian" siege in Waco, Texas, was explaining on his show "how to kill ATF agents". Not only had McCain appeared on Liddy's program no fewer than six times (most recently, last May), Letterman pointed out that McCain likewise "attended a fundraiser in Liddy's home".
McCain's defense of his relationship with Liddy: "He has served his time". Four-and-a-half years, to be precise.
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whoever runs this site is brillaint, and mccain just amazing for giving this guy and myself something to write about!
YAY MCCAIN FOR KEEPING COMEDY ALIVE!
OBAMA 'O8!
FTW!
Friday, October 24, 2008
bridge>brij
first thing first,
MY BRIDGE OWNED
HELD 5KG EASY
LIKE W/E
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I PUT ON 25LBS
W/E
THENNNNNN
I PUT BRIJ ON IT
AND IT HELD FOR 1.5ISH SECONDS
110POUNDS
FTW
my bridge was .207234526lbs
held 110 for 1.5 seconds
THATS 531 TIMES ITS WEIGHT
HOLY SHIT FTW
FTWFTWFTWFTW
dunno bout u but i think tahts amazing?
anyway check out these lins trashing mccain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOl4iT46Eec
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/07/report-mccains-profane-ti_n_95429.html
i dont even need to argue for obam anymore
hes got this
100%
OBAMA FOR LIFE
OBAMA FTW
anywhoes, in a internation poll (ya, theres more out there than just america, you stupid rednecks!), obama wins hands down. what does mccain say?
"there afraid of me"
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWOOWOWOWO
thats not a good thing, dumbass. if theyre afraid of u, they gang up on u. thats bad stupid! the areas where obama is strongest in the rest of the world is primarily europe and russian-influeced asia. mccain sometimes hits 20% of some countries in SA and china, ones dependent and profiting from rep. ideas. dunno what this says, but the middle east wants obama, inculding israel. this was kinda odd i think , cuz the reps want to fund israel. also thoughk, the reps invade the ME, so i can understand their disgust. mccain also broke 15% in south africa, the only african nation surveryed, which i though was kidna odd, seems their black (primarily) too.
well thats it
gotta go to a freezing cold football (not the real footbal, the gay one where guys tackled other guys in spandex) game, last of season, and vs our big rivals
FTL
MY BRIDGE OWNED
HELD 5KG EASY
LIKE W/E
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I PUT ON 25LBS
W/E
THENNNNNN
I PUT BRIJ ON IT
AND IT HELD FOR 1.5ISH SECONDS
110POUNDS
FTW
my bridge was .207234526lbs
held 110 for 1.5 seconds
THATS 531 TIMES ITS WEIGHT
HOLY SHIT FTW
FTWFTWFTWFTW
dunno bout u but i think tahts amazing?
anyway check out these lins trashing mccain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOl4iT46Eec
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/07/report-mccains-profane-ti_n_95429.html
i dont even need to argue for obam anymore
hes got this
100%
OBAMA FOR LIFE
OBAMA FTW
anywhoes, in a internation poll (ya, theres more out there than just america, you stupid rednecks!), obama wins hands down. what does mccain say?
"there afraid of me"
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWOOWOWOWO
thats not a good thing, dumbass. if theyre afraid of u, they gang up on u. thats bad stupid! the areas where obama is strongest in the rest of the world is primarily europe and russian-influeced asia. mccain sometimes hits 20% of some countries in SA and china, ones dependent and profiting from rep. ideas. dunno what this says, but the middle east wants obama, inculding israel. this was kinda odd i think , cuz the reps want to fund israel. also thoughk, the reps invade the ME, so i can understand their disgust. mccain also broke 15% in south africa, the only african nation surveryed, which i though was kidna odd, seems their black (primarily) too.
well thats it
gotta go to a freezing cold football (not the real footbal, the gay one where guys tackled other guys in spandex) game, last of season, and vs our big rivals
FTL
Monday, September 29, 2008
quickie!
very quick post as i have a ton of hw....
first of all this blog has been removed from my proflie because i joined teh acc.eng.10 blog and dont want this thing showing up whenever some1 clicks on me
second, mr.johnson: A BABY ISNT PUNISHMENT!!!! honestly that kinda scares me that you think that way......
i dunno about the whole abortion issue, which is why i think we should just let a woman choose. i really dont want to get involed, and if it is punishment, why is it only the woman's fault? is the guy totaly inocent?
anyway, like i said, it was quick and i gotta do my hw.
c ya
first of all this blog has been removed from my proflie because i joined teh acc.eng.10 blog and dont want this thing showing up whenever some1 clicks on me
second, mr.johnson: A BABY ISNT PUNISHMENT!!!! honestly that kinda scares me that you think that way......
i dunno about the whole abortion issue, which is why i think we should just let a woman choose. i really dont want to get involed, and if it is punishment, why is it only the woman's fault? is the guy totaly inocent?
anyway, like i said, it was quick and i gotta do my hw.
c ya
Monday, September 22, 2008
WTF ANOTHER POST???!?!
Ok really dont get used to this, it wont keep happening. This is gonna be a real quick post that doesnt cover any of the list items that I said that I would, rather its gonna cover some of the junk I just saw on the news. So here goes...
The US gov. decides to bail on AIG because they were stupid and insure faulty loans, insured other companies that failed, and then on top of that, DECIDED TO LOAN THEMSELVES MONEY AT INTREST!* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! So whatever, we bail out the rich guys on top, but not the stuggling homeowners? Makes alot of sense. And heres where the REAL stupid comes in. THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT HAVE 85 BILLION DOLLARS TO LOAN! SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO???? WE GO AND PRINT OFF A TRILLION DOLLARS IN NEW BILLS! YAY! MORE MONEY! WTF! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB! THAT DOESNT WORK! GERMANY AFTER WW1, SUDAN, ETHOPIA, SOUTH AFRICA, CHINA, INDIA, RUSSIA, THEY ALL TRIED IT! AND GUESS WHAT? I DIDNT WORK FOR THEM EITHER! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU! SEIROUSLY, YOU THINK THATS GONNA WORK! WHAT THE FUCK!
Oh, and just as a sidenote, we are all now shareholders in AIG, so go to the next stockholders meeting!
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ITS A FUCKING FREE MARKET DONT BAIL OUT COMPANIES JUST BECAUSE THEY FUCK UP!
*According to the Jon Stewart, I dont have time to look it up to see if its real.
The US gov. decides to bail on AIG because they were stupid and insure faulty loans, insured other companies that failed, and then on top of that, DECIDED TO LOAN THEMSELVES MONEY AT INTREST!* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! So whatever, we bail out the rich guys on top, but not the stuggling homeowners? Makes alot of sense. And heres where the REAL stupid comes in. THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT HAVE 85 BILLION DOLLARS TO LOAN! SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO???? WE GO AND PRINT OFF A TRILLION DOLLARS IN NEW BILLS! YAY! MORE MONEY! WTF! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB! THAT DOESNT WORK! GERMANY AFTER WW1, SUDAN, ETHOPIA, SOUTH AFRICA, CHINA, INDIA, RUSSIA, THEY ALL TRIED IT! AND GUESS WHAT? I DIDNT WORK FOR THEM EITHER! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU! SEIROUSLY, YOU THINK THATS GONNA WORK! WHAT THE FUCK!
Oh, and just as a sidenote, we are all now shareholders in AIG, so go to the next stockholders meeting!
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ITS A FUCKING FREE MARKET DONT BAIL OUT COMPANIES JUST BECAUSE THEY FUCK UP!
*According to the Jon Stewart, I dont have time to look it up to see if its real.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
A New Post Within a Weak... It'll never happen again...
As promised, these topics will be covered:
Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes,
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!
But before that, just a few things to cover:
1. I can't stand Palin. "In what respect, Charlie?" WOW JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS!
2. I started my bridge for physics today. Its a lot of work to glue all those toothpick together, and it gets sloppy when you have 6 toothpicks meeting at a single joint. I can probably use around 1000 toothpicks and still be under the 100 gram maximum, and that's gonna be a ton of work. And then it has to support 5 kilos. Dunno how that's gonna work.
3. APUSH is crazy....
4. Even though I'm sure "yes-its-a-blog-by-beejay" is my only reader, he is apparently my competition. Seems that these coming weeks are going to fill our blogs with lots of political junk...
And as I said, here begins the politics:
The first topic is oil conspiracies. The most prevalent one right now is the gas hike related to hurricane Ike. Honestly, I can't believe people have fallen for this. The US only makes 25% of the oil that it uses. Most of this in Alaska, the Pacific, Gulf of Mexico, out West, and Texas. Ike affected two of those, Texas and Gulf of Mexico (maybe, news can't be trusted). So lets say it knocked out HALF of all American oil production. There's no way that it did, but lets just say that. Then oil prices would be allowed to go up 1/8 in cost. $4 to $4.80 is $.30 too much anyway, even by this huge overestimate. And then the big thing is that Michigan doesn't get its oil from Texas. If it did, that oil would be shipped down the Mississippi river, across the Gulf, up the Atlantic, down the St. Lawrence to Detroit. No, Texas oil is used in and around Texas. All Michigan oil comes from the Middle East.
Racism: Kid in my health class: "Cen I go to the baroom? Cuz I had fo juices"
Conway: "Sho, cuz you had fo juices"
funny stuff
McCain: Ewwww he's old. And he's gonna die in office. THAT MEANS THAT PALIN WILL BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!
McCain, much like Obama, is too dependent on polls. He just says whatever the public wants to hear. And he stutters to much. He also says that.. stutters.. he will...stutters...follow Osama to the...stutters...gates of hell. I tried finding that clip, but I couldn't. Its hilarious though. He's trying to be younger and ends up making a fool of himself. What I don't like about McCain is that he is so stupid.
He wants to stay in Iraq, and believes that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong". His economy, yeah. He doesn't know how many houses he has! And don't give me any bullshit about how he was talking about the "American workforce and American ingenuity". That's just something he came up with later to save his ass.
Wow running out of time...
I can't finish it all tonight...
Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!
Ehhh only got three done..
Whatever if I can I'll post tomorrow (or later today, technically) if I can.
Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes,
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!
But before that, just a few things to cover:
1. I can't stand Palin. "In what respect, Charlie?" WOW JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS!
2. I started my bridge for physics today. Its a lot of work to glue all those toothpick together, and it gets sloppy when you have 6 toothpicks meeting at a single joint. I can probably use around 1000 toothpicks and still be under the 100 gram maximum, and that's gonna be a ton of work. And then it has to support 5 kilos. Dunno how that's gonna work.
3. APUSH is crazy....
4. Even though I'm sure "yes-its-a-blog-by-beejay" is my only reader, he is apparently my competition. Seems that these coming weeks are going to fill our blogs with lots of political junk...
And as I said, here begins the politics:
The first topic is oil conspiracies. The most prevalent one right now is the gas hike related to hurricane Ike. Honestly, I can't believe people have fallen for this. The US only makes 25% of the oil that it uses. Most of this in Alaska, the Pacific, Gulf of Mexico, out West, and Texas. Ike affected two of those, Texas and Gulf of Mexico (maybe, news can't be trusted). So lets say it knocked out HALF of all American oil production. There's no way that it did, but lets just say that. Then oil prices would be allowed to go up 1/8 in cost. $4 to $4.80 is $.30 too much anyway, even by this huge overestimate. And then the big thing is that Michigan doesn't get its oil from Texas. If it did, that oil would be shipped down the Mississippi river, across the Gulf, up the Atlantic, down the St. Lawrence to Detroit. No, Texas oil is used in and around Texas. All Michigan oil comes from the Middle East.
Racism: Kid in my health class: "Cen I go to the baroom? Cuz I had fo juices"
Conway: "Sho, cuz you had fo juices"
funny stuff
McCain: Ewwww he's old. And he's gonna die in office. THAT MEANS THAT PALIN WILL BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!
McCain, much like Obama, is too dependent on polls. He just says whatever the public wants to hear. And he stutters to much. He also says that.. stutters.. he will...stutters...follow Osama to the...stutters...gates of hell. I tried finding that clip, but I couldn't. Its hilarious though. He's trying to be younger and ends up making a fool of himself. What I don't like about McCain is that he is so stupid.
He wants to stay in Iraq, and believes that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong". His economy, yeah. He doesn't know how many houses he has! And don't give me any bullshit about how he was talking about the "American workforce and American ingenuity". That's just something he came up with later to save his ass.
Wow running out of time...
I can't finish it all tonight...
Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!
Ehhh only got three done..
Whatever if I can I'll post tomorrow (or later today, technically) if I can.
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