A New Post Within a Weak... It'll never happen again...

As promised, these topics will be covered:


Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes,
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!

But before that, just a few things to cover:

1. I can't stand Palin. "In what respect, Charlie?" WOW JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS!

2. I started my bridge for physics today. Its a lot of work to glue all those toothpick together, and it gets sloppy when you have 6 toothpicks meeting at a single joint. I can probably use around 1000 toothpicks and still be under the 100 gram maximum, and that's gonna be a ton of work. And then it has to support 5 kilos. Dunno how that's gonna work.

3. APUSH is crazy....

4. Even though I'm sure "yes-its-a-blog-by-beejay" is my only reader, he is apparently my competition. Seems that these coming weeks are going to fill our blogs with lots of political junk...

And as I said, here begins the politics:

The first topic is oil conspiracies. The most prevalent one right now is the gas hike related to hurricane Ike. Honestly, I can't believe people have fallen for this. The US only makes 25% of the oil that it uses. Most of this in Alaska, the Pacific, Gulf of Mexico, out West, and Texas. Ike affected two of those, Texas and Gulf of Mexico (maybe, news can't be trusted). So lets say it knocked out HALF of all American oil production. There's no way that it did, but lets just say that. Then oil prices would be allowed to go up 1/8 in cost. $4 to $4.80 is $.30 too much anyway, even by this huge overestimate. And then the big thing is that Michigan doesn't get its oil from Texas. If it did, that oil would be shipped down the Mississippi river, across the Gulf, up the Atlantic, down the St. Lawrence to Detroit. No, Texas oil is used in and around Texas. All Michigan oil comes from the Middle East.

Racism: Kid in my health class: "Cen I go to the baroom? Cuz I had fo juices"
Conway: "Sho, cuz you had fo juices"
funny stuff

McCain: Ewwww he's old. And he's gonna die in office. THAT MEANS THAT PALIN WILL BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!
McCain, much like Obama, is too dependent on polls. He just says whatever the public wants to hear. And he stutters to much. He also says that.. stutters.. he will...stutters...follow Osama to the...stutters...gates of hell. I tried finding that clip, but I couldn't. Its hilarious though. He's trying to be younger and ends up making a fool of himself. What I don't like about McCain is that he is so stupid.
He wants to stay in Iraq, and believes that "the fundamentals of our economy are strong". His economy, yeah. He doesn't know how many houses he has! And don't give me any bullshit about how he was talking about the "American workforce and American ingenuity". That's just something he came up with later to save his ass.

Wow running out of time...
I can't finish it all tonight...

Oil Conspiracies related to Hurricanes
racism
trash McCain
trash Palin some more
make points I don't like about Obama and Biden
make myself look racist and sexist and like a total "elitist"
how much school sucks
amazing death metal bands, slipknot, bands selling out
dick cheney
and a few more Bush jokes before his terms over!

Ehhh only got three done..
Whatever if I can I'll post tomorrow (or later today, technically) if I can.